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Beetle . . . "As Bad As Can" (NEW DVD)

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This dvd will be the most intriguing video you will ever own. It gets up close and personal in to Lester A.K.A. Beetlejuice's life that you never
knew existed. This video can be viewed by the entire family with
parental guidance. There are no nudity scenes whats so ever, but as we
all know the Beet, swearing comes natural. We guarantee, this dvd will
change the way you feel about the Beet as a human being. Consider it
more of a documentary/reality film. This dvd was professionally edited
into nearly 2 hours for your viewing pleasure.

Running Time: 1 hour 10 minutes

Price for one autographed DVD: $25.00 $20.00
(includes S&H)

Product Code: badascandv




Beetle Personal Greeting on VHS

Ever wanted to tell that special someone how much you really cared, but just couldn't find the right words? Maybe there's a person you you've been wanting to verbally abuse, but didn't have it in you to do so. Well, now is your chance to
make it happen. In the box below, fill in what you've been meaning to say for a long time, and Beet will handle the rest. Price for one (3) minute vhs greeting.

Price for Beetle Custom VHS: $50.00 $40.00!
(includes S&H)
Product Code: beetvhs


 


Beet American Pride 8x10 Photo

Check out this cool autographed 8x10 picture of Beetlejuice. They are
limited to 200 prints, and will fill any wall in your home with dignity,
and pride. Who else would you want backing our country with the respect,
and knowledge that the Beet puts forth? Remember, it was the "Juice" man
who said that we should all receive $1,000,000 a year, and pay only $44
in taxes!

Price for one autographed
8 X 10 $10.00
(includes S&H)

Product Code: beetflag

 




FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY! NO PROMOS

Get this one-of-a-kind polaroid with Beet holding a sign with a personalized message of YOUR choice! Surprise your friends and family with a greeting from the infamous Beet! Imagine the looks on their faces when they see this! Just fill in the text box below with the text that you want on the sign.

Enter the text you want on your sign here, then click the "Order" button.

Price for one Autographed Polaroid: $25.00 $20.00 (includes S&H)
Product Code:
00021



Beetle Personal Phone Call

Is there a Beetlejuice fan that you know, who would love to pick the phone and hear Beetlejuice on the other end? Maybe there's a person who is not feeling so well, or is under the weather. What better way to cheer their spirits with a call from a man who puts a smile on everyone's face? Calls average (5) minutes or so and sometimes longer if Beet is in a good mood. When ordering fill out the notes section with all the info. If Beet is unavailable, we will call and reschedule.

Price for Beetle Phone Call: $25.00 $20.00
Product Code: phonecall


 



Beetle Christmas Cards

Look at these awesome, one of a kind Christmas cards with Beet on the front and inside cover. The outside has a picture of the innocent Beetlejuice holding a cute little Santa doll. When you open the card, there is an unexpected surprise picture of Beet that will have any fan smiling. These cards are great quality and come with envelopes for easy mailing.

Price for 20 Beetle Chrismas Cards: $40.00 $20.00
Product Code: cards

 

Click Here to download Beetlejuice's ringtones!

Click here to download Beetlejuice's Cell phone wall paper.


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To order by check or money order please send to:
Beetle Uncensored
P.O. Box 2098
Southampton, NJ. 08088


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